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Yeah Yeah Yeah Song (Flaming Lips) [Jul. 30th, 2006|06:21 pm]
4bidnsnowflake
I went shoe shopping at Myers today as there were twenty odd tables of specials. Having had no sleep for a couple of days I managed to leave my shoe for a minute while I browsed another table. When I came back i found that somebody had moved my shoe. It took twenty minutes to find that a customer had tried it on and then left it on another table, I was happy i had it back as i didnt fancy walking through marion with only one shoe...so that was todays fun.
gnite <3
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I had a lovely day [Apr. 11th, 2006|06:01 pm]
4bidnsnowflake
[music |Switchfoot-Sooner or Later]

I truly did :D...anyhoo I was looking at a friends of a friends myspace and I found this pic, and I was like "whoah its me!"...some dont see the likeness but I sort of do, what do you think?

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Because what the crickets see, is between you and me. [Apr. 10th, 2006|10:55 am]
4bidnsnowflake
[mood |complacentcomplacent]
[music |Blood Brothers-The Shame]

So saw some mad italian flick by Fellini last night, most random arthouse movie Ive seen. There was this one part where a waiter whispers to a friend "I think the Ambassador has his eye on your girlfriend" and then it cuts to the scene of the girl sitting at a table with the very drunk Ambassador staring and pointing at her...you had to see it :P. Anyhoo I wanted this post to be all rainbows and sunshine since the last one depressed me, but what do you know, last nights threat of being mugged sort of spoilt that. While waiting at Goodwood station (not that late in the night either) two slags started mouthing off at me then tried to bash me and take my bag (the dollar one) but thankfully the train scared them off, if the train had been late by thirty seconds at the least though i would have been in quite a state. You really can't reason with fuckheads like that, when they started climbing over the fencing I'm like "Look, I dont want to fight, Im just waiting for the train. Seriously whats your problem?" then the skanky one (not the fat ugly one) started doing the whole homey "you want a piece of me!?" routine. Good times :P
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Dont complain :P [Apr. 8th, 2006|10:32 pm]
4bidnsnowflake
A log of my night...what fun :D

5:00 Carla arrives at work

6:50 A large and heavy picture book drops down from the top shelf onto Carlas head corner first nearly knocking Carla unconcious, she swears then thanks the lack of an audio component to the surveillance system.

8:15 A customer informs Carla of a book he heard about, it had 'spear' in the title, when read all the titles containing the word spear (to no avail) he asks Carla to look up the authors name...can't remember authors name, asks Carla to scroll through authors starting with 'Me' as customer finds the letters vaguely familiar.

8:30 While Carla cleans the shelves she spills maximum amount of white goo on a pack of books on Adelaide, for fear of surveillance catching her, she quickly reshelves them and hopes for the best.

9:00 Carla takes her fifteen minute break

9:01 While Carla is holding an employess birthday cake, to which she took the second slice, the lights go off and she prompty drops it on the floor, top down

9:01 Sirens go off, Carla is forced to shove customers out door while a voice from speakers informs "there is a fire, please evacuate"

9:15 The store is closed, the cake is on the floor and Carla is amid a mass of angry people being denied their Westfield experience, ringing her manager she is told to stay there until theres a change in the situation, even though all lights are off.

10:00 Carla gets home.
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I cant wait for you to ... me up in a minute minute MSSSSSSSSI [Apr. 1st, 2006|05:32 pm]
4bidnsnowflake
[music |LaDiDaDi-MSI]

SO work was a pain todai...
First i had to sort through a knee-high pile of Wheres Wallys to find a copy with the wrong barcode on it, then i had a customer putting in a formal complaint against me to my manager for interuppting her, even though I had been as pleasant as pie throughout the exchanging of an inexchangable book.

ANYHOO THATS NOT WHAT MATTERS
what matters is that if you leave the milo tin lid off for a couple of days the milo turns plastic-like in properties, this makes it like fudge..MILO FUDGE..yum, try it sometime.

The housewarmink was awesomepants, played battle roses or soem crap but later these two girls were making out and they were hip grinding and I thought to myself "why the hell would you hipgrind YOU DONT HAVE DICKS" so ya that was funny.

Done and done
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Curioser and curioser [Mar. 30th, 2006|03:28 pm]
4bidnsnowflake
[music |Rats and rats and rats for Candy- TBB]

"Jessica Simpson has revealed she plans to follow the lead of Angelina Jolie and adopt a child in the near future."

:/

"Duuh Ashlee is this called baby food because it's made from babies?, that's kinda gross, oh by the way Im trying to think of sum cool names for the thing, I was thinking something along the lines of Ebony Rae..yes its nice, its unusual"
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Fringe and things [Mar. 28th, 2006|06:59 pm]
4bidnsnowflake
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |Love ryhmes with hideous car wreck- Blood Brothers]

GOING to car boot sales really is an experience, especially when it comes to picking up mad second hand books..like this one...

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Its a collection of Price's spoooooookiest stories that used to air.

Story One. First Page...

A man goes to a secret restaraunt with his friend, they try a delicious meat which the creepy chef only cooks once a month, last month some person went missing..WHAT COULD THE TWIST BE!!? :o

Oh yes and I got a fringe because I felt spontaneous, its pretty all over the place but its fun to comb about.
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"So totalli Puffz lolz" :S [Mar. 7th, 2006|10:33 pm]
4bidnsnowflake
[music |Holland, 1945-Neutral Milk Hotel]

Excuse me,
But I really really really hate the Puff campaign
I hate the fact it's a marketting scam aimed at the 'youth' trying to sell pizza simply because of the gimmick of a fat crust. The music chick on the ad 'this album is totally puff' makes me want to throw things at the telly screen.

SO if I see anything corny or stupid or annoying, it is officially puff....

Heres an example to start you off...

Paying over 500 dollars for books for Uni for a single semester is a totally puff experience.
or maybe...
Dolly Partons face at the Academy awards was so puff.

Anyhoo gnite, im sure Pizzahut or whatever is going to hunt down my account and hurt me for this in the future but its GOT to be done.
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A little rant so i remember. [Mar. 3rd, 2006|09:57 pm]
4bidnsnowflake
[music |-]

I dont know whether anyone else has ever had this, but have you ever been in a situation, a really intense one, and then you turn on the radio and you hear a song, and by coincidence the song is in complete correlation to how you're feeling and what you think, and it feels as if you just got the air kicked gently out of you. You don't even feel much emotion anymore, anything, because the song is feeling it for you and it's just such a beautiful reflective... thing. Anyway thats my little rant so i remember what it felt like.
Have a nice one.
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Carla confirms the rumour that she is in fact always correct. [Feb. 26th, 2006|10:16 pm]
4bidnsnowflake
[mood |sorry if this appears twice]
[music |dance dance]

People may not realise this but i am infact often paranoid, especially over the most random things. And it was this paranoia that feulled my 'the cleaning lady is stealing my money' conspiracy theory after fifty odd dollars was taken form my wallet on the day of cleaning. Having been ignored by my mother (Carla you have way too much time on your hands, you much have spent it on clothes or something), i started to set up traps, once I left a twenty dollar note in my room on the day of her cleaning and SUPRISE it was gone.

SO, I get a call from my grandmother the other day (who uses the same cleaner) "Carla this is awkward but have you ever had any money stolen?"...soon i found that the same lady had stolen two fifty dollar notes from my Omas house. I call my cousin to ask her what's going on and she tells me also that she's recently had money taken from her coin jar and around the house on cleaning days.

SO it was with this that i completely took down the womans web of crime from the inside, yes we have comfirmed over six cases of her clients having money 'removed' discreetly, and it was all thanks to my often discerning paranoia and distrust in mankind.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the world's not out to get you.

Uniiii versity tomorow YAY, Off to behavioral sciences I go!.
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